good morning, crono.

gilmoregirlsquotesneildegrassetyson
simplygossipgirlruinedchildhood
10/20 10:57 - ruinedchildhood - 179,368 notes
naotakunnwaltjrsbreakfast
naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

10/20 01:18 - waltjrsbreakfast - 60,421 notes
t3chn0irthewastedgeneration
t3chn0ir:

'I don't like the snappy attitude. This is the most important decision you've made in your lives. Go over by that trampoline and talk it through before you give me another quick answer.'
Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

t3chn0ir:

'I don't like the snappy attitude. This is the most important decision you've made in your lives. Go over by that trampoline and talk it through before you give me another quick answer.'

Moonrise Kingdom (2012)

poehlercoastersjakesjohnson

poehlercoasters:

Be the ___ to my ___ : A list of OTPs

3/?: Be the Nick Miller to my Jessica Day - New Girl

10/16 15:25 - jakesjohnson - 319 notes
ejacutastic
10/16 15:15 - ejacutastic - 33,629 notes
graphrofberkfidestar

professor-maple-mod:

graphrofberk:

Learn How to Draw a Dragon (Toothless the Night Fury) with Gabe Hоrdоs, the supervising animatоr fоr Tооthless оn DreamWоrks’ How to Train Your Dragon.

(SerimonVideo)

jackiereblogsthis
lookie this.
10/16 15:06 - fidestar - 19,850 notes
lafleurdesmurailleshotphotography
lafleurdesmurailles:

at Polly Morgan’s studio, London by Kasia Bobula on Flickr.
10/16 14:56 - hotphotography - 2,622 notes
tinycartridge

tinycartridge:

Atonement ⊟

In case you were wondering how the Duck Hunt dog and his partner — once presumed enemies — became so close, John Pading delivers a comic to explain it all. Follow his Tumblr for more rad video game comics!

Speaking of these two animal friends, PRguitarman has shared these amusing screenshots of the duo in Smash Bros. Much like Megane Bowser’s existence, the Duck Hunt pair’s presence in Smash Bros. will never get old for me.

BUYAmiibos, Super Smash Bros for Wii U/3DS, upcoming releases
10/16 14:47 - tinycartridge - 618 notes
royalblueturtleneckrushhour2

officialcrow:

royalblueturtleneck:

Seriously do not eat red meat y’all… It makes u so tired and sluggish and horrible.. I ate a burger and then took a nap and when I woke up I was like so hot and sluggish and like could barely move seriously the only time this has happened was when I ate red meat as well it’s soooo bad for u omg

this is fake cuz i ate two steak sandwiches the other day and then beat up my stepdad

10/16 14:38 - rushhour2 - 18,593 notes
jakeparaltajakesjohnson
10/16 14:28 - jakesjohnson - 2,084 notes
aristocratorgthegentleman
10/16 14:19 - gthegentleman - 2,166 notes