on the record, we can say that milhouse is my favorite simpsons character.

i have an irrational fear of someone rigging a dyson airblade to be a dyson blade that just chops off my hands.

in the philippines, i named my first dog, “kerr,” after chicago bulls guard, steve kerr.

i like buying college-ruled composite notebooks.

partially because i know it gives me a reason to not share paper with people. call me selfish.

at school, my closet right now has approximately twenty-seven sweaters.

i like sweaters.

born a bulls fan, raised a bulls fan, die a bulls fan.

it’s in my blood, really.

top five dogs:

• welsh corgi
• shiba inu
• australian shepard
• husky
• golden retriever

my favorite sound in the world is the harmonic on a guitar.

piano. cello. guitar. voice. harmonica.

i am most prone to surprise naps when:

• reading in bed
• folding laundry in bed
• listening to music in bed

movies on tv i’ll drop everything i’m doing to watch:

• big
• the fugitive
• home alone
• my date with the president’s daughter

a large portion of my beard naturally grows red.